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I Want
Posted by SMM
on
15:46
This is one of my favourite posts from my previous blog which I am reproducing here. I had written this about a year back so some of it might be outdated by now:
I Want -
- To be able to sing like a nightingale (Ok maybe that's wanting a little too much);
- To be able to to dance without a care in the world;
- To play my guitar again;
- To be a geniuis;
- To win a Nobel Prize;
- To win the Oscar;
- To win a Grammy award;
- To be a star;
- To own a bright red Mercedes with black leather bucket seats (ya I'l probable swelter in the Delhi heat);
- To argue a case and create a landmark judgment which students down the ages will have to have have to study (like Keshavanada Bharti, Maneka Gandhi and the Mardia judgments);
- To do my Doctorate and have a Doctor before my name;
- To end all the tears in the world;
- To win a Booker Prize;
- To tell Matthew Perry "Dude you were sooooo cute in the first couple of seasons - what happned to you after that?"
- To make sure all the *&^%$##$ b**** get all their bitchiness returned to them with interest;
- To make up with some friends whom I lost out on cuz of my own stupidness and ego;
- To find some of my old friends;
- To read the latest Harry Potter soon to be released NOW;
- To write my own book (for which I get the Book prize and it also be a huge commercial success and I get oodles of money in royalty);
- To have a flat tummy;
- To not worry about putting on weight in the worng places;
- To be able to be confident and look people in their eyes and say "You know shit"
- To get rid of all the assholes in the world who don't know how to drive, who drink and drive and then run over people and then think they can get out of the mess by paying off various persons;
- To make all these idiots responsible for the families of persons whom they ran over for the rest of their f**** lives;
- To make those idiots so proud of their Daddyji's bags of gold that they are nothing in front of me, cuz I earn my own money and then spend it;
- To make such idiots earn their own money and realise the value of money and hard work;
- To sleep all day;
- To be pampered in the parlour for an entire day;
- To have two Sundays a week;
- To ensure a smile on everyone's faces;
- To make all those self-appointed guardians of religion and society sit for a three hour 200 mark written exam and see how much they actually know about their religion and only if you get more than 90% will they be allowed to continue as certified self-appointed guardians;
- To have a genie who will fulfil all my wishes;
This reminds me of that song from Yes Boss -
" Chande taare tod laooo
Saari duniya par main chaooo
MAIN ZYAADA NAHI MAANGTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
