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Find a bloody cure for the damn Common Cold

Posted by SMM on 15:46
We have cures for TB, for cancer, we clone sheep. We'r in the 21st fucking century.
BUT WE DON'T HAVE A BLOODY CURE FOR THE COMMON COLD.
What's wrong with the bloody scientists? They'r working on molecules and atoms and protons and electrons.
Find a bloody cure for the common cold. For sinus. For earache. For wisdom teeth hurting. Whoever comes up with a cure will get my undying gratitude and blessings. Not to mention the Nobel prize and tonnes of money for the next twenty generations.
For the past week, I have been suffering from a cold, and a sore throat and earache.Everyone's a bloody doctor when it comes to a cold - take steam, gargle with saline water, have some hot soup, have haldi doodh. Oh you only have a cold - nothing serious. Your tinny voice (thanks to the sore throat) is just so damn funny. You sound like someone who'd say "Earthling take me to your leader".

Ya right. My blocked ears, blocked nose, sore throat and of course, the rock band playing inside my head are all great fun to me. It's simply great to get up feeling like I'm bloody hungover when I haven't touched a drop for the past ten days. It's so much fun to try walk to the loo and then grab a chair somewhere in between to sit down cuz your head suddenly decides to take a spin. It's so much fun when your wisdom teeth decide to join the party so you can't even open your mouth properly to slurp the bloody chicken soup - the fucking panacea for all the ailments in the world.
FIND A BLOODY CURE FOR SINUS PEOPLE. GIVE ME SOME SYMPATHY. IT'S NOT FUNNY TO LOOK AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN AND FIND IT SWIMMING IN FRONT OF MY EYES OR TALKING WITH A SCARY VOICE WHICH I CAN BARELY RECOGNIZE MYSELF.

8 Comments


Agreed! plz find a cure 4 common cold. Nobody takes it seriously but its the root cause of all ailments. Thanx 2 d pollution d problems related to common cold is increasing. U cant sit in AC 4 long--u will catch cold even in the worst of summers. WE just ignore this to be a chota problem but scientists plz realize this is becoming a MOTA problem. So find a cure, at least kucch aur nahi do a research guys.
Pallavi.


seriously babe!i need it too....who else better than me to talk abt this...somebody who has cold 365 days of the yr! :(


Would you kill me if I say I grinned and laughed while reading the post?


Love is a cure for the common cold. Trust me.


Hey Pallavi,....maybe you ought to write about this and get some attention toward us poor sinus and tonsil affected people :)


Ria, lets's start a movement demanding a cure for the common cold and other related ailments :)


Tanuj...I have given your supari. My man is on the job. Beware :P


Sol...oh my? Longtime? How are you. It's so gr8 to see you here. Are you getting back to blogging.

Anyway, I'v tried Love too. Doesn't help. Hot soup does :)

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